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    9/17/2009

    Joe和Lisa

    黑猩猩Joe在争夺领头猩猩的斗争中不幸落败,被迫离开猩群。

     

    没有同类会接受他。猩群不会要他——没哪个领头猩猩会接纳一个对自己的威胁。母猩猩也不会要他——不会要一个失败者。

     

    可是漂亮的母猩猩Lisa却力排众议,毅然决定和Joe一起流浪。

     

    Joe流着泪:“Lisa,你没有必要跟着我。你年轻,漂亮……”

     

    Lisa执着。

     

    Joe继续流着泪:“你跟着我只能是吃苦头。你可能吃不饱,穿不暖。我不能提供你上酒店,吃海鲜,吃大餐;没有贵重的手饰,名牌的包包,鲜丽的衣服,甚至可能高档化妆品都买不起;汽车洋房就更不用说。我无钱无势,可能还要被别人欺负……”

     

    Lisa:“额……那我回去考虑下。”

     

    Joe神色一转,媚笑:“我那不开玩笑玩煽情么~

     

    于是JoeLisa从此过上幸福的生活。

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    GZ Zhangwrote:
    who is your lisa?
    Sept. 18

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